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Ruby is Unlike a Banana

Vicent Martí
June 01, 2012
Programming
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Ruby is Unlike a Banana

My EuRuKo 2012 talk about how we use Ruby and Unix systems at GitHub.

If you didn't hear the talk, these slides probably won't make sense.
If you did see the talk, these slides probably won't make sense.

Vicent Martí

June 01, 2012
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  6. “I don’t
    believe in
    vegetables.

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  8. github
    .
    com
    github
    :
    fi
    github
    It went
    something
    like this.

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  9. “We don’t
    believe in
    the JVM.

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  12. (also, I shaved)

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  13. You need to know
    C
    to truly understand
    UNIX

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  14. You need to know
    C
    to truly understand
    UNIX

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  15. You need to know
    UNIX
    to truly understand
    Ruby

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  17. Unix
    Simple tools
    that do one
    thing and
    work well
    together.

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  18. Ruby:
    so
    UNIX,
    it hurts

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  19. look at those
    `backticks`
    …come on

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  26. 40
    YEARS

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  28. I’m not even mad.
    Really.

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  30. Close your eyes and
    picture an Erlang VM
    with embedded mRuby
    where each actor is
    running an independent
    interpreter with no
    shared state.

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